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It's hard to give a good rating to this, unfortunately. I don't hate it, but objectively, it falls flat on every level. The "quadriplegic amputee" idea is most likely either taken from Nameless character, either inconsciously inspired by, which, in both cases, thus not an original concept. The comedy was dull. There are barely jokes about the fact he's paraplagic. And the final "joke" is not even based upon that ! A joke that slices off the guy's head ? Maybe I fail to see the humour there, sorry if I do, but I anyway that's not really funny in the context. I mean, why would you need a paraplegic amputee for that joke ? You could have used a mentally retarded albinos that wouldn't have changed anything.
As for the animation, it's alright, you worked on that at least, albeit the drawing is poor. And use a best voice actor, the voices sounded so unmotivated.
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the main joke about him slicing the guys head off is a subconscious one where if you think about it long enough you'll realize that since he has no arms or legs, he has no need to balance, and therefore he can't fall off, or maneuver the surfboard.
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Apart the fact this is a post-surrealist masterpiece, I give a 10 just for the desperate kids below me.
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"Life has never been easy, that's not life, that's"
You know, Sally's voice sounds like Mickey Mouse's ! That was the most batshit-crazy flick I've seen in ages. The concept itself is funny, and the realisation is as well. The joke is not hard to understand, it's all about sonic porn, but most people don't seem to get it, too bad, because that's well done. But when the narrator laughs, it kinda ruins it. And also, it's overlong, it really feels like you stretched it way too thin. But that's still one of my favourite gems of this year.
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Composing a rocky upbeat song for your defunct grand-mother is indeed an original way to pay homage. I am happy you don't rush into a depressed-whore as many people on this site would be, but instead play a song that is meant to remind us the person, which is one of the most ancient way to pay honor.
Good job.
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You tricky marmelade
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No need to be patient, the beginning is already excellent. It's a moment of suspension, delicate ambiance. It's enthralling from the start to the conclusion. You know, you sound a bit like Amon Tobin, and if you know who he is, you'll understand the compliment.
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