Sausau's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Barbarian Bob [Remake]]

1650 Dollars A Book

I just feel like saying "just play the game" to see how bad it is. It feels completely amateur. Make sure people test the game before releasing it ! There are too many bugs. And it's barely even playable. If you stand right in the same spot as your ennemy's, you will get hit even with your shield on, which wasn't happening in the first game. I don't want to type a huge review to explain all the problems, sorry. Though I think most of them are explained in the previous reviews.

And the achievement "Shieldless" is absurd.

Skribble-Style responds:

I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles. Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odors -- oh, I'll never be the -darling- of the so-called "City Fathers" who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Barbarian Bob!?"

[Brawler Whirled]

Person Pitch

Good graphics and design, and that's it basically. Seriously, you have to click a plac to go to, the notion of speed is abolished. As well as the notion of fight in my opinion. You always confuse clicking and pressing a, s or d for attacking. And I am not talking about the difficulty !
This game is a failure, sorry.

Whirled responds:

Hi Sausau. Thanks for the feedback on speed. I'm sorry if it wasn't clear but to move a location, you click on it. To run there, you double click.

[John Citizen]

Citizens Of Tomorrow

Here is the problem : the physics are not that great. The moves are sketchy, and the aiming is "random".

The graphics are poor, not terrible, but you blatantly didn't care about designing the characters.

The levels are sometimes too short and easy, but then switch to an all-different difficulty. It's not even fun to overkill through the inaccurate aiming.

Other than that, the achievement are interesting, the shurikens are a good idea and I love the gravity gun. Or anti-gravity. Or whatever you call >:(

[Foreign Creature]

Open up your open up your open up your throat

I was so excited about this game when I first witnessed the preview image on your frontpage. Hence my dissapointment, perhaps. You see, there is just blood, cheap animation and boring story so far. It only got interesting with the book. It has barely any meaning. Most of the scenes are not relevant or making sense. Why would this creature kill these 3 people at the park ?
And worst of all, this not even distressing. You can't found a dreadly atmosphere yet. I am looking forwards the next episodes, hoping they shall be slightly better than this one.

[Nevermore 3]

Everlast

A much needed game for newgrounds. These past months, there were way too many popular shooting games. There is a proper story, pretty characters, refined graphics, and overall a masterpiece-like design. There is even a message behind this, yet it's not too intricate. The game is not too hard and there are a few easter eggs. I love it. I love it like a horse.

[magic cards]

Turn on the burningaoeartitah

It has mistaken. Since the point of this trick is to guess a card and if it doesn't, it's a magistral failure.

[Aether]

So you don't know where ya're going and wanna talk

Albeit the puzzles are not challenging, the plot, the graphics, the music and the poetry were so perfect it became my all time favourite game. It's so cute and pure. Dare I say...rare ?

[DUCK SIM 2008]

Cocaine and toupees

Compared to other people's hard work that take them like months, even years to complete, with a lot of dedication put into, I can't decently give you more than a 4. I hate pixel art, but sometimes I can enjoy it, not here though, this is very poor, and hey, there's nothing but a duck...ducking down into water. This may be good for a parody of game, but I still think this is a bit much for frontpage. Come on = /

[SAS: Zombie Assault]

Karma Police

You finally released it on newgrounds :)
I already reviewed it on myninjakiwi, I won't say it twice. But this is great and gives a stunning amount of fun on nightmare mode. Until wave 20 which brings death and sorrow D=

[Super D]

Beethoven got a rash on his buttock

I didn't have any bug, good. Maybe it is because I never used any power up, except the knives for the boss. This is a long and pleasant game, but sometimes it's boring. And it's a tad too easy as well.