Sausau's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Barbarian Bob [Remake]]

1650 Dollars A Book

I just feel like saying "just play the game" to see how bad it is. It feels completely amateur. Make sure people test the game before releasing it ! There are too many bugs. And it's barely even playable. If you stand right in the same spot as your ennemy's, you will get hit even with your shield on, which wasn't happening in the first game. I don't want to type a huge review to explain all the problems, sorry. Though I think most of them are explained in the previous reviews.

And the achievement "Shieldless" is absurd.

Skribble-Style responds:

I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles. Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odors -- oh, I'll never be the -darling- of the so-called "City Fathers" who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Barbarian Bob!?"

[Brawler Whirled]

Person Pitch

Good graphics and design, and that's it basically. Seriously, you have to click a plac to go to, the notion of speed is abolished. As well as the notion of fight in my opinion. You always confuse clicking and pressing a, s or d for attacking. And I am not talking about the difficulty !
This game is a failure, sorry.

Whirled responds:

Hi Sausau. Thanks for the feedback on speed. I'm sorry if it wasn't clear but to move a location, you click on it. To run there, you double click.

[Bug's Birthday Bash]

Saturn has eaten too much cassoulet

How to make a serious review of this ? Sink me, M-Bot :)
Tis' made me laugh.

Fawx responds:

thats great.

[Next-To-Impossible Quiz]

Oh please

How did this pass tje judgment ? Sigh.
Since it's inspired from the great Impossible Quiz I'll make a comparison for you guys because I love you and I am bored stiff.

The impossible quiz had funny graphics with great music (The Go! Team is a gem) and questions whose answers seemed unlogical but were actually making sense once you got the joke. Not yours =D Happy new year bye.

magumanu responds:

Not only did it pass but it also has a 4.27 score.
SOME people must like it, right?
=D Happy new year bye.

[Adventures of Dan: EP2]

Puzzling

Was tricky. What's the point of the hammer though ?

keyreal responds:

You gotta break the vase with it :)

[Zombie Teachers Attack]

Mindless

But this is actually a game in the vein of the firsts Newgrounds ones. That's just a shooter, can't be blamed for that.

shadowcatxavier responds:

First try :|