Sausau's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[House of 1000 Cats]

Being half-banned was more like being 90% banned

Was that...Mindchamber at the end ._.
Oh nvm. I will get straight to the point : nice graphics, but sometimes a bit poor, like when you animate mouths. Also, the story was not taken this far and is almost centred about the fights.
But otherwise, it was a great movie.

[Harry The Harlequin Fetus]

Cast the perls aside

This is one of the best animation style I've ever seen combined with a bizarre story and gore. That's marvelous....and fucked up

[Like Poetry]

Brewer in the air

Spooky, scarce scary, while it smartly eschews to wallow into cheapskate melodrama. It's powerful and for personal experience (a bit more than just losing a pet) I can tell you this is disheartening. A wee moment of pureness.

[Tetris Blocks]

Love, love will tear us apart, AGAIN DAMNIT

The review is in the middle

"Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
"'Tis some visitor", I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door -
Only this, and nothing more."

So. Making a funny spoof about tetris is sown with ambushes, by the fact of matter they are just blocks falling and piling on each other, no dialogue, no plot. I once watched a funny spoof just involving the blocks and some text, that was the only one. It's too quirky to base your skit on the blocks. So you added voices and stories between two friends. This has turned out well, this is entertaining, while I laughed the most at the details you put in the background. Like the square sinking the bar.

The animation is yet poor, you only animated the faces but I liked it pretty much. Tis' all smooth. The ending was rather good and yes COCK JOKE. I don't think you're the first but the gay position of the blocks positiong at the end was neat. Yeah, I give ya a 8. This still lacks humor and style though ;)

"And the Raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming,
And the lamplight o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor;
And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
Shall be lifted - nevermore!"

The Raven, 1845
Edgar Allan Poe.

This just just a sample of the poem.

ClockworkPixel responds:

...thanks? LOL

[Dubya-Doo 6: Last Episode]

I am eating pasta

The animation is not so good, the characters are pretty ugly and not caricatural enough. The colors have no shade, it's just unpleasant for the eyes. The Bush jokes are already old. This is overall not very funny. Also, unsmart randomness, like this girl wo is thinking twice about the twin towers. Who is she ? Why is she there ? Makes no sense.

Two things are good in my opinion though. The complot theory of the 21st september, saying they planned it all. Because I think the same way.

And the angel Obama was good stuff as well. It criticzes how much senseless hope the americans put into him and his actions.

[HOSUE [sic]]

Pastichio Medley

LOL, that's all I have to say. Nice animation too. But who cares this is so phucking funny. Can't you upload episode 2 on newgrounds :(

TmsT responds:

I will... But you'll have to be patient - it's not done yet! :]

[Within Frame]

Is the devil in my sockets ?

A rainy cloud pokes out and grow a tree on the ground. Then one who looks like a KKK guy enters the trunk and it thereafter makes white shiny (fluffy ?) appear. Soon a black-coated guy with a bird skull for a head touches the tree and it subsequently darkens the jujubes, and they fall. He then unearth the tree and it vanished underground. And again and again.

This is pure brilliance

Foxcato responds:

Why thank you, Sir^_^

[Weather Man]

Poil aux fesses

The animation was almost nil, it didn't bother with t he movie itself though. Not too bad. The graphics are okay, but is that mean to be somehow funny ? I think you missed your point. What is a colleague joke turns into a suicide motivation. Funny ? Not that much. I laugh at many things, suicide as well, but you didn't work it well.

Understand me, I am not complaining you try making ufn of suicide, I don't care, I can even laugh at Hitler or holocaust (when the joke is well-made, or else...) but you pretend it to be a comedy which is not at all in my opinion. This is a very odd and outstanding flash not for the good reasons. You can't tell what the purpose stands for.

The rest is decent nevertheless.

[The Last Fight]

Daffy Duck or Daddy Fuck ?

Okaaaaaaaaaaaay. This is the kind of flashes which narrate a story in one episode, some succeed well, but this one fails at the purpose. It's scattered, implicit. I say it would have been more epic if this episode was the ending of a series. The story is a bit confused (and is taken a bit form Naruto innit) and the animation is sketchy, insipid, not emotional, therefor the characters are not. No voice, which is a significative minus when you want to tell a disheartening story. But overall it was worth the view.

[CoreyStuckInPurgatoryVIII]

bmission a low score, please offer constru

The story is interesting, but the graphics are uncomfortable and the voice acting is very annoying. Thank Darwin you put subtitles. Here are my complains.