Sausau's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Stranger Forest]

Lost on this road, are there any real soul ?

Looks like a lot ofp eople have arleady made long kickass reviews. Thus I shan't make one. This is great, at the same time cheerful and mourn.

[RW:]

Mindless Self Indulgence

Mindless clueless movie. Nice animation and moves for sure, but there's no story, no meaning, just a bunch of slacked stickmen. Sure some people love it, but I don't. As for wanting bloodbath and massacre, I'd prefer it to be a torture game then.

Meh, I don't know, look at the Castle Series for example, it's great, good inspiration. But that's not bad at all.

Ace0fredspades responds:

If you don't understand the meaning it's you personal problem. There are breaking through the real world , glassy world theory, quant teleportation etc.

[Mario.swf]

I drew a line for you

The fact is that Mario Sprites are the worst things on newgrounds because they don't even have a purpose. Everything has been made about Mario, mario sex, mario porn, mario fan-made aventures, mario tv series, mario etc. I truly hate mario movies and stuff, so I agree with your point of view but, even though you wanted to be straight, t was too "primal", something smarter would have been welcome.

[How to ID a Noob Flash]

Snaaaaake

You basically criticize what you can't avoid to do yourself. Then you ask to blame these, which is pretty pathetic, and you utter death against brands of people, which can be compared to a holocaust. Do you have fascist roots, little boy ?

chrismartens2005 responds:

i dare not utter death against "Brands of People" my god, what kind of sick person do you think i am? I simply ment that the groups themselves should "Disband" Geez
as for the fascist comment... No, i do not believe in fascism.

Now as per the comment about the actual movie... IT WAS IRONIC SATIRE! I made it horrible on purpose to exaggerate a point, you know also known as a HYPERBOLE?

oh, you spelled "Blam" wrong, which is also quite pathetic

[: A Missing Element :]

Today is the greatest day of them I know

Boobs, big ass, half-naked goth, sexy lines. Here is at least how you make your cartoons popular (you even said it in your flash...or did you). I read you didn't care about criticism so why do I even type it ? I didn't laugh once...but I guess you don't aim on making people have a good mirth, you just want to express your point of view so, instead of smartly writing it, you make a flash with boobs, big ass, half-naked goth and sexy lines. It doesn't work well anymore. Oh and there is this little squirrel with the unintelligible and annoying voice. I do respect you and your work, this is just MY point of view.

[Sometimes, y]

Why, hello there

Laaaaaaaaaaaaaane pun. That was midly funy though. Yet I give you 8 because of the of the originality.

[You are Ugly]

Sacred love or scared love ?

n.b.: Yes I did read this was your first animation.

My argument is mere : barely any animation. The mouth are smoothly synced, not always accurately though, but nice effort.

MitchellKKP responds:

Thanks for the critcs ;)

[Star n' Crescent]

Schbam HOOOO blehumoth

This is my personal favourite among the shapes flashes. The crescant's face is pure gold. This is so stupid it's funny as a duck (ducks are funny in the case you didn't know).

Also, this is a reflexion about nowadays lack of communication in our occidental society. See, the crescant don't understand the riddle and bemoans heavily towards the star so he would speak to him but he doesn't and the crescant is left ignorant and sad. That's how people are mostly todays, ignorant and sad. I mean, not at the same time because ignorant are happy, but there are ignorant and sad people.

This flash is very mourning by the fact of matter all the elements remind the night, the darkness but upon a white background, meaning all these grieves are happening on earth, by us. This is a strong paralanguaged pamphlet against our modus vivendi and our relations to each other. Great metaphors and images.

And finally, the crescant impersonates the moon, which here impersonates the old values of the elders and the start is the youth ahead, spitting at its respect-deserving ancesters. This depicts how young bastards are ruining our world. Oh man you're such a genius.
10/5 5/10

[Fågelskrämman]

2 + 2 = 22

"You thought you might be a ghost ? You didn't get to Heaven but you made it close"

Mmh ? oh sorry, just listening to some Coldplay.

Oh welllllll the review now I guess. Dude they sure are sensitive with these reviews.
Okay, the drawing was neat for inanimated things. It worsens a bit for humans. But I don't give it a sexual intercourse. Making the scarecrow cry was so easy and cliché. This was obviously not the point since it's a metaphor OH BIG WORD.

The tear was just a way to express one's feeling so I won't blame you for that. Never go onto rash actions people, it's bad for your wallet and your dog.

However and nonetheless (BIG WORD), the dove bird was not a good choice in my opinion. It didn't make sense between the ground crackling and it appearing under the hat. T'was some good shiz though.

Daani responds:

woot?;)

[Tidbits]

Mozart was a drag queen

Ah, finally I found someone with Youtube Poop culture :3 Great sir, really great. I love youtube poops...so, 10. I rate it 10 for other obvious reasons eh.