Sausau's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Bug's Birthday Bash]

Saturn has eaten too much cassoulet

How to make a serious review of this ? Sink me, M-Bot :)
Tis' made me laugh.

Fawx responds:

thats great.

[Sling]

Oi Schmuck

Ahhhhhhh a twist with the good ol' pong game eh. Yes, it's a very good addition, I love it and it has potential, but there are many flaws. First, the overall ease of the game : most of the time you win on the first bounce, lame.

Sometimes the ball goes through the sling, this is fecking annoying. This is a huge flaw. I mean, look, it ruins the point of the game, bouncing a ball, if it goes through, what's the game ? Schmuck

Blaming the storyline is mean. I am mean though. It's cute from you to put a plot behind this game but this is just ridiculous ! You just have to make a ball bounce. If there were a lot of elements that made the game unique and lush, then the storyline'd match. But come on. Meh, this is plain fun, but make it worth the plot next time.

[Dot Avoider]

Bugs ? everywhere ! In toilets, in your underwear

If you keep pushing on your mouse, the dots can't touch you. It ruins it all.

[Anarchistificationer]

This is not a piece

Okay, lame pun, you won't even get it.
It's just plain fun, I don't give a feck to make a review. This is just plain fun.

[NG Sketchbook Tour 08]

Great but 1 questiob

How is that a game ? =p

[Castle Rescue]

The burden of the first review

Is to write a useful one.

Okay, I'll just say the music is fine, the graphics are decent, the arrows are way too slow and the diversity is inexistant. The rest is good though.

[Monster Evolution]

I didn't review this already ?

Boio, I thought so. Everything's been said. Good concept graphics blablablablablablablabla etc.

So I'll talk about the flaws. First of all, there is nothing such as saving data. I know this would ruin the purpose, but if you'd like to try every possibility, I say useful.
The glitches. For example the fact you can play with every monster when they are still blocked. Pretty odd. I didn't remember the game well so I shall end this. This.

[Emotional Response]

Original eh

You're on the good way with that ! The concept is good and unique.

[Brick Yard]

It has so many flaws

When you go off the game screen and come back on it, it freezes and it's game over. This is so bad I can't give you such a good rating sir.

The music is stressing and innapropriate. It sounds like you're doing some Metal Gear game. The sound effects are horrendous. This strident voice makes me wanna punch you in the face, seriously, what did you have in mind ? Sure you can turn the sound off, but what's the point to haveone at all in this case.

The modes are nifty, but it's all about the blocks. Nothing fancy enough to appeal me. The whole game is murky and depressing ! The background is empty and lackluster. Looks like a restroom. The bricks colors are insipid and pale.

This game is not fun eh, it's stressing. It's a lusher version of tetris, and that's it. I hate long reviews darn.

[Andrew the Droid]

Entertaining

You can turn jump reverse the world.Cool. But that's not new sir. Really not. It reminds me of the Ying Yang game.