Sausau's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Castle Repercussions - B]

Daniel

Wowowow, slow down man, don't release them all of a sudden you're gonna steal all the awards :p

Get-lost responds:

Haha. Part C is up soon as well, then there'll be a break. I need to actually finish Part D. Thanks for the 10

[Gaytar Hero.]

Am I really of the things that are outside of me ?

That's it, I add you to my fav artists.

Mechabloby responds:

omg !! 0;

[ParodyRangersTheMovie P.2]

Bat for lashes

Is that on frontpage again ? Oh well, I was about to review it some time ago, but got lazy. So here I come (insert cock joke here).

First of all, this movie is bad. At almost every level. It's not the first time you guys collaborate to make a huge parody movie. But each time, it's just as lurid. I'll explain my points >:C

Let's talk about the concept itself. The parody. LALALALLALLALALöDJALKDS. A good parody is funny. But a bad parody gives my testicles a rash. First of all, you take a rather obscure and unactual reference. Who the heck remembers this movie here ? It's not like you could easily make laugh by purely spoofing. And here, mark my words, here you failed. It's less a parody than another version of the plot. Why ? Because you only use cock jokes, everywhere. Every-effing-where.

Which leads to my second point. The humour (yes it's spellt like this, lazy americans decided to rewrite it humor, which is pointless). Allow me to show you this urban dictionary explaiiiining it :

Cock joke
1. A generally over-used brand of humor, which is often stupid, or uncreative. However, more intelligent cock jokes do exist.

The "however" just doesn't stand for reason here. You use any place, any situation, any excuse to make a CJ (read Cock Joke). And this is lame. "Oh, the guy ejaculates red sperm on the guy LOL that's so great humoouour". There is even worse. You always use cock jokes on your other productions. Drop the cock jokes, you're terrible at them. Or at any kind of joke in fact. This movie is puerile, childish directing makes all the below-14-yo-kids on the site laugh their ass off. Since they represent 80+%...
But I grinned a couple of times at some idiocy, hence my 2 points.

And the graphics ? Terrible. No wait. I meant disgusting. I can't watch these sketchy blurry thin lines badly animated. The movements are rough, not smooth at all. And the color scheme OH MY, a train wreck. You just selected "paint" and colored all the shapes with one colour each time. That's great eh. This animation is extremely amateur, and just because you make a 20 MB file of it doesn't mean it'll get better.

And last but not least, one could argue "hey douche, they put lots of effort into this maturppiss (lol i dunno how to write im only 8 year old) u could give thhem points".
No sir, I can't. No matter how many time or efforts you put into this, it just makes the score lower. Because lot-of-effort-put-into-crap = wasted time. And I don't give no credit for wasted time.

Now you can hate me, kill me, spam my userpage, or take this review in stride and start to change.

Good day

[Charlie the Unicorn 3]

!weiver a etirW

It's already on the frontpage yet it's still under judgment. It's pure madness.
But man, these movies of yours are hilarious. Too bad you don't put them all on newgrounds, like "The Cloak". Oh well, let's stay on topic. That was irreverent, and I love irreverence. With all my bossoms.

[LL - Movies]

Bend Over Beethoven

Yo n***a was some good shiz n***a man. T'was some funny shi man. This bitch got a nice ass to fuck with man n***a. Nice animation and design mofocker.

[Castle Repercussions - A]

Is it much that I feel I need a solid soul ?

The very only stick animation movie I can stand. It's not like you couldn't draw a real human being, your creatures are fear-inspiring and gothic-looking. Great. Plus you put a real story, with characters owning proper attitudes, suspense, drama. This is a movie, not a vulgar stick fight.

Howeva, I am to complain. The movements are sometimes approximative. It just feels strange. And secondly, this movie is short in comparison of the time we had to wait :C

Anyway, a great movie.

Get-lost responds:

Thanks. This is only the first 8 minutes. There'll be parts B, C and D as well :)

[$eG@]

Wavvves

This is actually the first movie of yours I like, for you are mocking your own flashes. That's fine, but it's still not absurd enough for an april fools day movie.
And the joke was getting old. PINGAS

[Hunger of the Caterpillar]

YES

I once was a caterpillar and I can tell you are right about how we are when we're FUCKING HUNGRY >:(

Thanks for sharing the truth :D I Couldn't have animated it because I am now a millipede and can't coordinate all my legs together to put anything together, that's why I will die soon of starving, please send me money. Or food in fact.

[If you seek...]

The Sleepwalkers In My Wallet

Nice graphics ! Man, you know how to draw. But you don't know how to animate ! Your sense of perspective and proporitons is approximative and makes the movie unintendedly funny. The story is a bit unimaginative, you didn't seem like you put a lot of effort into a script, eh, did you ?

But the designs are excellent, which is worth you a 7. Like the fingers of a hand.