Sausau's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Worlds End Umbrella]

I saw Lincoln walking around in pain

All of it is pretty cute (in fact, not even that) but terribly flawed.
Shortly resumed, the animation is almost absent, there's not really anything going on, and I would have called your age as an excuse, but on your profile you say you're 17 while you're said to be 13 in the description. People lying on their age aren't doing a smart move.
Now, the big problems. The storyline, as it's told by the song, is already a mish-mash of sickly sweet sentiments arranged on sickly dull jap-pop. That first, is a flaw. Choosing a mediocre song to make a video upon.

The other issue about the storyline is how you reenact it. With...cats.
First of all, those cats look like bears. Seriously. And if those were said to be bears, I'd have said they looked like cats. See the problem ? So,yeah, why cats ? I do know cats are believed to be cute and please most of Newgrounds community since it's composed by preteenagers. But heck, it's lame, there is no reason for them to be cats since they are anthropomorphic. You could have taken a couple of shit pickles and that'd have done the trick. And to fill the plot holes of the song you typed text. Understand me, you TYPED text. This is always very ugly in a flash animation. And you put dots at the end of sentences, which, while grammatically correct, is twice uglier when it comes to esthetic. You should have written the texts.

And eventually, there is nothing enthralling about this. From the first screen showing that cat running to the ending where you see the cats sleeping. And why ? Because it's so cliché. Unoriginality can bring you popularity, but never critical acclaim.

k3ltr0n responds:

YEAH AND FUCKIN MAGNETS... HOW TO THEY WORK?

[The 5 Shades of Orange]

You're seeking the love I'm using my force

In preambule, I'll tell all the retards here that white and black are both a shade of orange since they are a shade for every colour.

And now to the beef, this is a bad collab. By bad collab I mean it's the regular collab you see on newgrounds, just a bunch of untalented artists who make a flash about a shared subject, and then just gather them all together, but they never WORK TOGETHER which is the basis of a collaboration. Oh well, untutored youth. But seriously, apart from CarrotCake's marvelous submission, the rest is worthless. It's poorly executed for every of them though sometimes there is a good idea pointing at the horizon, but you guys have no idea how to use it. And sometimes it's just plain dull, for example Tim's submission.

However, as I said, carrot cake's submission is so good I would probably give it a 9 or a 10 if it had been released as a standalone, but drowned in this mud, it almost loses its greatness. Almost.
If you guys want to improve, next time WORK TOGETHER on a unique movie and this, will be at least interesting.

JKR responds:

Thanks for sharing your thoughts, but I think you missed the point of this collab. It isn't to work together, it's to glory in the differences that appear when you're given a common theme and DON'T work together. To see the variety that ensues as a result. And to grow as an artist, because working with a specific color pallet makes you change what you might otherwise do. It is also a series that began half a decade ago right here on Newgrounds. It is specific and it is not about working together, but coming together with the differences that make us unique as individual artists.

I have no doubt it was NOT "worthless" as you claim, for several people already have said they enjoyed it. Since they derived joy from simply watching it (and we the authors improved our skills simply by creating it) it is impossible for it to be worthless.

Again, thanks for sharing your opinion and leaving a review. I'm sorry you didn't personally enjoy it, but I'm sure there's plenty around Newgrounds that you will. :)

[lazymuffin draft collab]

My gums are so itchy I bled them

Oh yeah, what ? What is that. Some unfunny, not even random, uninspired, badly voice-acted, badly drawn, badly animated badly [put your own adjective here] clips. Seriously, it looks like you took the most minor animators here to make this collab. Yotam deserved better than that right ? I thought there was going to have some story or at least, a thread that the animators would follow. But not, as every freakin' collab on here, it's just a random addition of videos (and not an addition of random videos, I emphasize the random aspect, because Lazymuffin is famous for the randomness of his vids, however here, there wasn't any).

If you wanted to make a good collab, you should have focused on the army topic, which, to my surprise, isn't much present here. And also, the jokes fall flat. Okay, let's say that already, the best parts were the transitions, those were great, and the last clip, which was pretty funny. The rest is worthless. Don't blame me seriously, just stay objective and watch, the jokes are what a 10 years old kiddo would make. For example, the clip where that guy makes a long monologue for Lazymuffin but oh, ROFLOLMAO, he got drifted before he finishes. Seriously, for all I am trying to fing the humour in those videos, I just end up facepalming.

And then I wonder, why the frontpage ? Because it talks about Lazymuffin ? Then why not putting any Egoraptor's movies parodies on the frontpage ? Back the point. It is not a collab. A collab is a "collaboration", that means you must work together, not sticking together pieces of loathable prepubere humour. That said, the transitions are still awesome.

turtleco responds:

I'm not gonna lie I didn't like this collab either. you have to admit the first 2 parts are pretty good though.

glad you liked the transitions I made.

[Fruit N' Veg Attack 2]

White whale holy grail

While this is still better than the usual poorly animated movies around here, this is neither interesting, shocking nor funny. And the music reminds me a lot of Rayman 3 Hoodlums Headquarters'. Plus the text boxes are ugly, you might want to avoid that and use a better font than this Times New Roman or whatever it is.

Lord-Desolator responds:

Yeah I could do some more imaginative text boxes in the future, so thanks for the suggestion.

[Quincy]

94 Diskont

It's hard to give a good rating to this, unfortunately. I don't hate it, but objectively, it falls flat on every level. The "quadriplegic amputee" idea is most likely either taken from Nameless character, either inconsciously inspired by, which, in both cases, thus not an original concept. The comedy was dull. There are barely jokes about the fact he's paraplagic. And the final "joke" is not even based upon that ! A joke that slices off the guy's head ? Maybe I fail to see the humour there, sorry if I do, but I anyway that's not really funny in the context. I mean, why would you need a paraplegic amputee for that joke ? You could have used a mentally retarded albinos that wouldn't have changed anything.

As for the animation, it's alright, you worked on that at least, albeit the drawing is poor. And use a best voice actor, the voices sounded so unmotivated.

fluffkomix responds:

the main joke about him slicing the guys head off is a subconscious one where if you think about it long enough you'll realize that since he has no arms or legs, he has no need to balance, and therefore he can't fall off, or maneuver the surfboard.

[Sonic in Search for Love]

Life has never been easy, that's not life, that's

You know, Sally's voice sounds like Mickey Mouse's ! That was the most batshit-crazy flick I've seen in ages. The concept itself is funny, and the realisation is as well. The joke is not hard to understand, it's all about sonic porn, but most people don't seem to get it, too bad, because that's well done. But when the narrator laughs, it kinda ruins it. And also, it's overlong, it really feels like you stretched it way too thin. But that's still one of my favourite gems of this year.

[DASH it!]

I am breaking to try your heart

Your description makes your movie sound as it were a random mash of unoriginal stick fightings and anime, while, it's way better than that. It's infinitely better. It's an excellent music video, even though the tune is not that great. It's smooth, it's moving everywhere, dude, it's batshit crazy. Whence my complain, it's too dense and sometimes too confused. You switched from an sketch to another subtly but sometimes you seem to throw a lot of nonsensical stuff, like the 3D elements or the optic illusions.
Apart from that, a very enjoyable movie !