Sausau's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Run, Darnell, Run!]

You don't move you don't move you don't move

The animation was gummy. I love gums.
Seriously, flawless animation. Plus the way you circumvented the typical pico fight flash is honorable. Nice man, nice.

[Doctor's Visit]

Television rules the nation

I am giving so many 2's these days. Am I ashamed ? Nope. By the way, this review stands for your other popular flash as well, you know, "The Hard Way" or something like that, who doesn't deserve better.
Let's see, this movie is not really funny. Is this a kind of private joke, or maybe a type of unfunny humour ? I don't get what you are trying to do ; it doesn't gather the qualities of being random. I guess you wanted it to be a satire against doctors.

But you failed for we don't know why the guy's head is burnt. And we don't know why the doctor is laughing. Real doctors are not like this, they really don't laugh when someone will die, they eventually laugh when you get your penis stuck in your fly for example.
It's stupid. I felt embarassed, it felt like I was watching of these immature movies. 4.34 for a half-stick movies ? I knew newgrounds was a failure at many levels, but it just reached a new sphere.

[Prostitute Mickey 2 1/2]

Your mouth is open wide, you're trying hard to

This review's gonna get bashed.

It might have been applaused in your festival, but here on newgrounds it starts to feel like the soufflé is flattening. The first prostitute mickey was, in my opinion !, grin-worthy. It was not very funny, and your style of animation isn't very fluent which really bothers me, but eh, that's your choice. Your style of drawing is always good, you put many details and the characters always looks "scrambled", this is original.

But the humour is not living up to the drawings. It's totally flat (once again, in my opinion) and watching poorly-animated characters talking unfunny shit is rather boring. I may pardon it for the first movies, but it's the third (or second and half according to your title...) and my face didn't react, be it a little.

Congratulations for your success though.

Jonnyethco responds:

Yeah I just put this up for the hell of it. The humor is all very "local" in a sense and you have to attend one of our film festivals to really "get it". Still, I'm willing to bet you've never made anything funny in your life.

[Outlaw pt.1]

Kirk Hammett is an overestimated guitarist

That's one of the fewest movies I actually stared at. It was fascinating. Sure you are more of a drawer than an animator, but I don't care ; the story is intriguing and the characters are finely specified with their own anatomy. It may sound idiot, but it's very rare to see submissions with characters as diverse as real human beings. Human beings that is. Creatures are another thing. I digress mmh.

I am salivating for the sequels sir.

[Love-A Story.]

The cymbals eat guitars sometimes

UGH !

1) Reminds me a lot of There She Is, mmh ?
2) It's not even a cliché, it's straightforwardly a museum of photography
3) It's so sweet it becomes nauseating.
4) The manga-lookalike-wannabe drawings just make me puke. That's not your fault though, this is my own taste.

But

1) It's still cute after all ...
2) It's somewhat-but-not-really true
3) It looks smooth
4) The music is not over-dramaqueenatic

Fuck I ain't in the mood to write connected sentences.

skullitron333 responds:

Sausau-

Just an FYI, I did not make this, if you didn't catch that already, but I'll still let her know what everyone thinks of her old flash animations.

-Skullitorn333

[TOFUZILLA]

I'm getting lost in your head

Great job. This is indeed a great achievement. But I there are two flaws. First of all, this is blurry. But it's not that grave, I can deal with it.
What frustrated me the most is the fact the action goes very fast ! I could barely see clearly what was happening. And it was frustrating for your animation style is vvvery smooth and pleasing to the eye, thus all these hurried movements felt like I was missing something of the overall beauty.

Otherwise, the design is refreshing and cute. The story is a bit stupid which makes it funny and I love tofu :3

[Happy Cutie Bunny Easter!]

BEACH DEMEMMEMEMOEMOEEEOOMEMOEEOn

I feel bad giving this a highscore just after I left a 1 to a movie which a young animator put a lot of effort into. But hey.
DEAD BUNNIIIIIIIIEEEESSSS AAAAAAARRRGHHHHH
I like counter-culture art.

[Award Wars]

Songs for the living

I don't know where to start with the review of this mess. I need a coffee.

So here I am. First of all, the idea. OH please, I blame the unoriginality. That's one of the most user theme. At least there is no trophies fighting each other. At least. And in at least there is "least". You got it.

The animation was terrible. For the simple fact there was scarce any animation. It's extremely amateur-ish, but it is your 4th flash, I am being lenient about. Eh. You have to learn and you had fun I bet. That's important. But still, you need improvement, and i am just saying. The graphics are bad as well.

But the most important matter is how you wrote it. The storyline is very cliché. You use a lot of unwelcome references such as mario or naruto. Talking about naruto, P-Bot's last sentence is keeping me perplex. Is it a throw at general childish movies or is it a satire about your own movie. But then it'd mean you are panning the stupid flashes that get awards because of facts you are doing in your own production. Then we land in an endless spiral of paradoxes. And I'd doubt you thought about it and it then looks a tad awkward. Watch out about that. But nice try.

The random appearances of Bob and Kirbopher are not helping it. I would have given you more than one if the reason which you featured them for was a pamphlet about how they "steal" awards. And this would've been legit. But you eventually admit it was just a joke and you admire them ! Why the hell did you feature them then ? The joke falls kinda flat. I laughed when I saw Bob, but when I read the credits, my dissapointment grew big.

But you had lots of fun. Improve some points and it'll be decent.

Good Night. Yeah, because it's the night here. I would say it's even the early morning.

Foxpwned responds:

thanks for the review...even knowing that you voted 1,I think you´re right in some points...
I´m a rookie flash animator,as my profile says...
but you don´t have any flashes,and says:-"It´s amateu-rish"...
well...forget it...

[Popcorn Minute 2]

Ich bin ein Berliner

Trying to surf the random-hype-wave that occured years ago ? Seriously, throwing random movies with bad graphics and voice acting is a bit too easy to appeal the childish audience. The only good part was that one guy shooting the knight. Pretty funny I must admit. But otherwise, it was overall lame and shameless.
You haven't masted the Random yet.

Psychotic-Dan responds:

Trying to Act Cool When You Know Your Not, That Died Milleniums Ago.
Go Post This Garbage on a Forum That Cares, Don't Be Surprised if you
Never Find One.

[SuperMarioBros. Bloopers]

Tish And Carp

Since my previous review has been deleted by these cocksuckers, I will make a new one, a bit more constructive ? Oh, just a bit. In french "bite"means dick by the way.

First of all, the graphics are not graphics they are just sprites. And there is no animation, since you don't do anything by yourself but turning the character's body, in a very amateur-ish way.

But worst of all, this is mario blooper. And this thing is just as old as your mom and completely dull. It's the decline of humanity. It's pure idiocy. Newgrounds crawls under millions of these. It saddens the moon. Understand this is not funny.

Some kids rate good because
First : this is mario, it's so funneh
Second : There is a dick in it (OMG so original).

Ok what ? You want my little rating guide to this movie ? Here it is. Kids love these.

Design : 789
Graphics : -794
Animation : Moustaki
Voice Acting : %u03C0
Originality : LOL
Humour : ruomuH