Sausau's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Deadbeat Boyfriend]

Storm

Man, you pointed a very true fact. The complexity of love, and OH the contradictions. But the way you managed your movie is not explicit. We never know what the two characters are thinking, and sadly, you are not good enough (yet !) to make us feel their thoughts. I sat through the movie feeling apart, alien to it. This is a room for improvement.

[FRED - Animated Series]

®%u03A9@

Yes, I am among the ones who hate Fred. And yes I'd also dream of shotgunning him in the face. But it comes at a point where you can gain easy popularity and views by half-assing a submission of which the lone concept leads to favourable reactions.
But hey, you said it yourself, it's a crappy comeback :3 No harm meant bro.

[No Brainer]

You want to believe to our lies

I don't know why people like this so much. It seems like cracking a play on words once in a while with pseudo-smart jokes suit Newgrounds community. I shall admit it doesn't suit me at all. Your stuff is very popular for sure, and I won't blame it as long as it doesn't pollute the front page and prevents original movies to get on.

You seem to have fun though, which I respect. But beware, sir, pride is often lurking behind the amusement.

[Mastermind 4]

Hym Mimimimi Hymne

Not the best in the series, that's one sure thing to say. The animation was really stiff, as if you only animated small parts of the bodies and then tweened the rest. For example Mastermind's mouth. It also looked like a porn game graphics. But that only took a tiny look from it, it was not this bothering.

Otherwise, it was midly funny. The jokes are getting a bit old I must say : always the badass looking master who is in fact a childish character. But overall it was a good entertainment.

The-Swain responds:

It's been over a year since the last mastermind episode - that's kinda the literal definition of old, isn't it?

[Pokemon Hunter]

King James has stolen my underwear

I will say it quick. First of all, as it's been universally said, your drawings are fine, yet they look too japanese-ish for me (YES I know pokemon is a japanese game/anime/merchandising, I too was young once :C what dreadful days oh fuck me it was awful but we digress), and it looks like deviantart art style, which always involve manga-lookalikes characters.

But that ain't my main concern. .crecnoc niam ym t'nia taht tuB. There sure were "movements" in the flick, but this is rather poor animation, most-likely motion tweens, and it looks boring (which is not always bad if arty) and dull (which is graver forasmuchas originality is lacking an awful here). Improve this, and you will at least resolve my first point matter.

But that still ain't my main concern :O omgf
Pokemon. Yeah, pokemon is my biggest problem watching this movie, it just feels embarrassing to see them throw attacks on other pokemons and see their health bar going down (OH PLEASE). It could have been in a 11 years old child's imagination, and I don't complain about kids expanding their minds, but when a 20 yo man make it to flash, it's not as forgivable.

NCH responds:

but.....pokemon attacks are usually OHKO in the games too facing the weakness of it D:.....

[Yoyo vs FLLFFL]

I vacuum my walls with Cilit Bang

4.60 for a stick animation ? Newgrounds has fallen down, oh so down. This is pitiful indeed.
Oh well.
All I could say is that there is some extra animation to regular stick moves. This is the one and only good point. But even for a stick movie, this one is very poor. Poor and dull, and the circle jerk at the end was embarrassing, I wouldn't have been surprised if the slept together after that. Seriously, there is nothing special into this movie.

I will quote Luis by saying the most important is the fun you have by watching a movie, and the score should not depend on how much time it took to the author to accomplish it. In this case, I had no single fun. It was not entertaining.

Hyun responds:

Stick figures FTW!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[Saunich der Hejhaug]

I burry my love around you tuuduutuudutuduutdutu

I couldn't expect less from such famous pooper you are. And it's nice to see you making a flash which is not a youtube poop lookalike, which would have been the solution of ease. Even though you are using a typical poop character, it's different. I can't comprehend why the score is lower than your other flashes when those are inferior in drawins and animations.
And it was fuunnnnnnnnnnngngngngngng

[Make Snacks not War]

There are two colours in my head

Really nice animation man, I wouldn't say perfect, sometimes the runnings look awkward, but I grinned. Also, would a dorito ad deserve a constructiv review ? :3
NIfty.

[Chess Tale]

Narccran

It was all cute and smoothly designed. The colour schemes is very pleasant.
But the plot and the animation doesn't live up to them. You re-use part of animations many times, which is rather lazy. And the plot is very cliché, the only originality is they are pawns.
Work on the animation and the story, and this will be much more interesting.

:)

[Pico 09]

Any promote a website will result in a sodomy

I can't help but laugh at it. Sure it's nothing close to be pico-ish, but who cares. And I am quite lazy to type any further >:C